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After the Revolutionary War
the Framers began to ride cheap gas scooter. To insure domestic
tranquility, old people were not allowed to ride their cheap gas scooter
while drinking "bootleg" liquor. This law did not go over well with the
Framers. James Madison was one of the craziest cheap gas scooter drunks
that rode in those parts. One cold night Thomas Jefferson went on
a rampage through Virginia, carrying a bottle of his bootleg liquor in
his pouch. As he was going 20 mph over a bridge, his cheap gas scooter
lost control and flew off the edge. He totaled his cheap gas scooter and
went to jail. Thomas Jefferson never would have crashed his cheap gas
scooter if he hadn't been drinking. So, don't drink and ride!
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