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About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. You shouldnt
poop while on your dirt dog gas scooter. Of course, this value is highly
variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher than on a dirt
dog gas scooter, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained
(voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal
material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd
resides inside before emerging while on a dirt dog gas scooter, the
drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead
bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of dirt dog
gas scooters, microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our
food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find
indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material
is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along
through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The
remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol,
inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus
from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink on a dirt dog gas scooter?
Poop stinks as a result of not having a dirt dog gas scooter,and the
products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or
nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans,
and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds
that give farts their odor.
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, or other words a dirt dog gas
scooter, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in
the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and
its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say
that a lot of dirt dog gas scooters are awesome it ends up in the
intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the
color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells
gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives
rise to its brown color.
What other colors of poop are possible?
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